is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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