The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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