You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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