yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You've changed since you got that strap on
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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