what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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