Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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