Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish my penis had an off switch
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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