We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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