Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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