I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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