The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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