Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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