yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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