dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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