I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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