I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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