Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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