It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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