You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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