420 ftw
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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