there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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