i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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