im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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