using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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