I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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