this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
where are you?
Hypothermia
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize