It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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