How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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