'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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