why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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