We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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