Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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