Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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