That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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