Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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