id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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