Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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