After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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