well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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