No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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