I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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