She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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