Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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