Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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