Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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