Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Green mimosas i think yes
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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