This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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