I'm really into asian looking animals
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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