Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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