are you still at the devil's house?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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